Welcome to the stuffed-to-the-brim cornucopia of fatherly humor – that magical place where dad jokes are served with a side of cranberry sauce and topped with gravy! Our Thanksgiving Dad Jokes Matching Game is what happens when your uncle discovers his ancient joke notebook while digging through the attic for the good tablecloth and decides „a table of food-coma-approaching relatives is the perfect captive audience.“
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when holiday gratitude collides with classic dad-joke groaners, grab another helping of pie – you’re about to laugh, roll your eyes, and possibly snort mashed potatoes through your nose. Our interactive game features carefully curated turkey-day setups and punchlines that walk that perfect line between „so bad they’re good“ and „I can’t believe Dad saves these jokes all year for this exact Thursday in November.“
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Each playthrough randomly selects from our ever-expanding database of Thanksgiving-themed dad jokes (our joke hunters work overtime bagging these wild turkeys), ensuring fresh entertainment for every family gathering. From turkey puns that’ll leave you gobbling with laughter to pilgrim jokes so ancient they actually arrived on the Mayflower – we’ve assembled jokes that are both historically questionable and questionably hilarious.
So pass the potatoes, unbutton that top button on your pants, and dive into our pumpkin-spiced wonderland of dad jokes that are guaranteed to be the after-dinner entertainment nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs. Your inner child will giggle with delight, even while your relatives collectively groan into their second slice of pie.
Best Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 2025: 75+ Hilariously Corny Jokes That Will Stuff Your Holiday With Laughter
Welcome to our feast of Thanksgiving dad jokes! We’ve gathered a cornucopia of groan-worthy puns and one-liners that are perfect for serving up between courses at your holiday dinner. Whether you’re looking to break the ice with the in-laws or distract everyone from your aunt’s political opinions, these jokes are guaranteed to get more eye-rolls than your lumpy mashed potatoes. So loosen that belt buckle and prepare to gobble up these deliciously terrible Thanksgiving zingers!
Turkey Talk: Gobble-worthy Dad Jokes About Thanksgiving’s Main Attraction
Let’s talk turkey! These fowl-mouthed jokes about Thanksgiving’s star player will have your dinner guests crying „fowl“ when you serve them up. Just be careful – these zingers might be even drier than your overcooked bird:
- Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.
- Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The outside.
- Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
- Why did the turkey stand on stilts? Because nobody eats flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
- What kind of turkey requires ID? Wild Turkey.
- What did the turkey say when he met the president? Pardon me.
- How does a turkey travel? By gravy train.
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What did the turkey say to his real estate agent? Turn-key only.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite month? They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing-wing.
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, Quack!
- Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play.
- What key has legs and can’t open a door? A tur-key.
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks.
- What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up.
- If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
- What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All about that baste.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
- Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play.
- How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed.
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
- What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
- What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich!
- Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball? He covers first baste.
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.
- When are turkeys the most grateful? The day after Thanksgiving.
- Why was the turkey asked to join a band? He could bring his own drumsticks.
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing.
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
- What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing — It’s already stuffed.
- What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.
- When is the turkey soup bad for your health? When you are the turkey.
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use fowl language.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
Pilgrim Punchlines: Dad Jokes About America’s First Thanksgiving Celebrators
These pilgrim jokes are so old they might have sailed over on the Mayflower! Just like those first settlers, these jokes might be a little stiff, but they’re guaranteed to land better than Plymouth Rock:
- What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
- What’s a pilgrim’s favorite dance? The turkey trot.
- Why do pilgrims‘ pants always fall down? Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
- Where did the Pilgrims stand after landing on Plymouth Rock? On their feet.
- Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job.
- Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? Your close group of pal-grims.
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.
- What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing? Nothing. It just waved.
Food for Thought: Dad Jokes About Thanksgiving Feasts and Fixings
From cranberry sauce to pumpkin pie, these food-focused jokes are fresh out of the oven and ready to be served! They might not be as filling as a second helping of stuffing, but they’ll definitely leave your family groaning for dessert:
- What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
- Why did the cranberry blush? It saw the turkey dressing.
- What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores? Pil-grahams.
- What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.
- What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids‘ table? Crayon-berry sauce.
- Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
- What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter g.
- What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
- Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it’s a-maize-ing.
- What did the turkey bring to dinner? Microphone to be ready for a roast.
- What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.
- You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.
Gratitude with Attitude: General Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
These general Thanksgiving jokes are perfect for any moment during your holiday gathering. From awkward silences to post-dinner food comas, these all-purpose groaners will keep the festive spirit alive (even if your conversation isn’t):
- What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? Grace.
- What do you call rain on Turkey Day? Fowl weather.
- How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing gourd.
- Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
- What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
- What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.
- What kind of key can’t open doors? A tur-key.
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